“Got caught up in the moment, thank goodness Khyati is okay.”
- Miguel
shit if miguel fell on me i would not give a fuck
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realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot
yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot
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| Parents: | Don't forget to make us proud |
| Friends: | Don't forget to socialize |
| Teachers: | Don't forget to get A's |
| Strangers: | Don't forget to blend in |
| Opposite sex: | Don't forget to look good |
| Society: | Don't forget to be perfect |
| Tumblr: | Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today |
| Tumblr: | But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips. |
Male feminists
Why the fuck doesn’t this have eight million notes? Get it together, tumblr.
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APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
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is it bad that i’ve
watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference
for when i have daughters
because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair
this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
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The fact that some people would much rather commit suicide than go to school leads me to believe that something isn’t right
This deserves more notes.
yes oh my god please
tbh i would
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almost-always-eventually-right:
Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.
This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.
This was the moment that never truly left him.
Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.
Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.
nope.
omfg i hate you why did you do this to me right now ugh fuck
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